Hafsa, nineteen, France.
I contribute nothing to the numerous fandoms I 'belong' to.
Fandoms include but are not limited to: Percy Jackson, the Hunger Games, Fullmetal Alchemist, various video games (namely the Suikoden series and Radiant Historia). This blog is a mess and you've been warned.

  • French: that word doesn't look cute enough, let's add three letters.
  • French: also one-foot-long-numbers.
  • French: the word love is masculine but it's feminine in the plural
  • French: I don't know where that letter comes from but don't you dare remove it u little shit
  • French: don't you even dare
  • French: WEIRD ACCENTS
  • French: EVERYWHERE
  • French: *pants violently*
  • French:
  • English: *comes out of the shelter*
  • English:
  • English: French
  • English: u ok

erlynntheemerald:

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So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.

  • Marius: hello
  • Marius: My name is marius
  • Marius: and i would like to share with you the most amazing man
  • Marius: *holds picture of napoleon*
  • Enjolras:
  • Enjolras:
  • Marius:
  • Enjolras: *closes door*

officialfrenchtoast:

Battery: 30%

let me turn off my phone so I can use it later on

*turns phone back on*

Battery: 8%

what the fuck

marauders4evr:

asyouaredrivingmehome:

Do you ever wonder how Hogwarts would travel to another school for the Triwizard Tournament cause I think about it all the time

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wellthatsjustgreatguys:

theyre so canon its disgusting that theyre not canon: a novel

viria:

I heard it was Annabeth’s birthday today…

viria:

I heard it was Annabeth’s birthday today…

awkwardvagina:

theres only 4 months left of this year and if that doesnt freak you out then youre lying

mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:


BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.
And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

mylittlebig-world-of-my-mind:

take-me-tom-hiddleston:

ship-it-all-the-way:

jadedfalling:

sickledsnake:

itsdorkgirl:

gravemakers-and-gunslingers:

BOND is a tiny touch module. It can be a pendant or a bracelet but it comes in pairs. You keep one and you give one to a friend. When you touch it, your friend feels it. No matter where they are on the planet. We don’t do tweets, we do tickles.

we need this

gonna put it on my dick

THAT IS NOT THE INTENDED USE SIR

This is actually so cool because some people wear bracelets and necklaces and things as comfort items. I used to wear a necklace from my grandma to remind me of her and I would touch the pendant on it when I was feeling down or stressed. So imagine (if she were still alive), every time I did that she would know I was thinking of her, drawing strength from her.

And then imagine poking it and the other person feels it and pokes back and you end up in a real life facebook poke war.

I would send messages in morse code

magine you and your best friend have one. When the friend dies, he/she is buried with the bracelet. A couple weeks later, you feel someone touch your wrist.

Well this escalated from cool tech to perverted hilarity to something heartfelt then finally something out a creepypasta

nico-diangelcakes:

Literally this is the entire series

nico-diangelcakes:

Literally this is the entire series

firelordleo:

beautiful-warriors:

rickriordamnit:

firelordleo:

Even if the whole world had a crush on Percy, he wouldn’t have noticed.

basically the entire world has a crush on Percy anyway

And has he noticed?

I highly doubt that

by 后十カナデ

I guess
I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)
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