@myself what the fuck are you doing
- me: hello darkness my old friend
- darkness: do i know u
anime either has 12 episodes, 26 episodes, 52 episodes or 50000000000 episodes and 6 movies
Jessica Williams proposes applying New York’s Stop and Frisk policy to Wall Street bankers.
Also, the vast majority of serial killers are white males. Clearly there is something wrong with white males. Now, don’t get me wrong, there are a lot of white males I know are decent people. I’m friends with them and some of them I love dearly. But we just have to face facts; until white males start dealing with their in-community problem of composing such a high percentage of known serial killers, I’m going to continue to be suspicious of them. That’s just common sense.
“don’t be shy” thanks u cured me
Mommy teaching babby easier water drinking way because drinking water is hard experience u get it in your nose. Jesus how she puts her paw on his head in the second one. Such concern and love.
having one more month of summer break than everyone else isn’t as nice as you’d think
mostly it involves being bored, missing things you thought you’d never miss and feeling like you’re caught in a weird sort of limbo because summer break is over but it isn’t over for you???
every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters
me on the first day of school: i have my pencil and tears ready
I’m one of those people who reads more than one book at a time because I have no self control
it’s not a sunday unless you completely waste it then feel really sad around 8pm
Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.
Okay never say that period pains aren’t that bad because one time I had an ovarian cyst that burst before they found it, and when the doctor saw how big it was, he asked me, “How were you not screaming in pain?”
And my response was, “Oh, I thought they were just cramps.”