Aasif Mandvi interviews Fox Business commentator, Todd Wilemon.
the delusions really do run deep
i think i’m having a mid life crisis and i’m not even 21
So were we.
the worst thing is when someone insults you and they’re right
he got the bracelet from a duck
ya…lets hang out…….im free feb 30th…
me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit (via jtoday)
WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL
and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital
- me: the reason why i wake up everyday is to check my blog
I hate disappointing people
so most days I just don’t do anything so theywon’t have any expectations so I can’t disappoint them